Not Retired. Professionally Tired Tee
Not Retired. Professionally Tired Tee
Not retired. Just professionally tired.
For the woman who still gets it done—she just requires a little more coffee, patience, and recovery time than she used to.
This OffScript graphic tee combines bold attitude with an everyday classic fit, making it perfect for workdays, weekends, Target runs, coffee dates, errands, or those days when being a functioning adult feels suspiciously like a full-time job.
The funny-but-relatable design makes this an easy gift for coworkers, moms, sisters, best friends, Gen X women, and anyone who has officially reached the “I can do it, but I’m going to complain first” stage of life.
Why you’ll love it:
Classic relaxed unisex fit
Comfortable medium-weight cotton
Crew neckline for easy everyday styling
Bold, vibrant front graphic
Easy to pair with jeans, leggings, shorts, or a cardigan
Designed for women fluent in coffee, sarcasm, and getting things done
Shirt Details:
Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee
100% cotton
Medium-weight 5.3 oz fabric
Classic unisex fit
Durable construction designed for repeated wear
White color option may have a slightly off-white appearance
Fit Tip:
Order your normal size for a classic relaxed fit. Size up if you prefer a roomier, oversized look.
OffScript Clothing Co.
For women who are still showing up—even when their energy has other plans.