I Have Reprioritized – You Didn’t Make the List Tee

Some things moved up the list. Some things didn’t make the list at all.

The I Have Reprioritized tee is for anyone who has stopped treating every request, expectation, and opinion like an emergency.

“I HAVE REPRIORITIZED” takes center stage in elevated editorial lettering, followed by the perfectly understated punchline: “You didn’t make the list.”

Sharp without being loud, this is classic OffScript humor—confident, polished, and just passive-aggressive enough.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee for that soft, lived-in feel from the first wear. The relaxed unisex fit makes it an easy choice with jeans, leggings, or layered under a jacket.

100% ring-spun cotton

Soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric

Relaxed unisex fit

True to size for an easy, relaxed look

Size up 1–2 sizes for an oversized fit

Because protecting your priorities sometimes requires editing the guest list.