I Retired From Keeping Track Tee

Consider this your official retirement notice.

The I Retired From Keeping Track Tee is for the woman who has spent years remembering everyone’s keys, appointments, schedules, groceries, birthdays, and whatever else somehow became her responsibility.

Not anymore.

Featuring sophisticated editorial typography, subtle hot pink accents, and the perfectly placed “Good luck.” at the bottom, this design turns mental-load burnout into an effortlessly wearable statement.

Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee, it has the soft, broken-in feel of an old favorite with a relaxed fit made for everyday wear.

Details

• 100% ring-spun US cotton • Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric • Soft-washed, garment-dyed finish • Relaxed unisex fit • Pre-shrunk for a more consistent fit • Double-needle stitching for durability • Original OffScript graphic • Slight color variations may occur due to the garment-dye process

Fit

Order your usual size for a relaxed fit or size up for a roomier, oversized look.

Your keys. Your appointment. What we’re out of. Who needs what. Where you left it.

Good luck.

OffScript Clothing Co. Wear what you were thinking.